while on my honeymoon, i decided it would be fun to confound my wife by ceremoniously presenting each of my meals to her in a faux-tantalizing fashion.

this quickly became a near daily occurrence that entertains me much more than it should.

my name is mike wong, and these are things i'm about to consume.

large shellfish plateaux  @ anchor & hope

large shellfish plateaux  @ anchor & hope

grilled reuben on rye, french fries, chipotle ketchup, bottomless mimosas, dance battles, blurry swede @ the lime

grilled reuben on rye, french fries, chipotle ketchup, bottomless mimosas, dance battles, blurry swede @ the lime

40pc chicken nugget, chipotle bbq angus snack wrap, large fries, large sweet tea, monopoly game, subjective “deliciousness” via mcdonalds

40pc chicken nugget, chipotle bbq angus snack wrap, large fries, large sweet tea, monopoly game, subjective “deliciousness” via mcdonalds

sausage plate (truffle sausage, baked beans, salad) @ rosamunde sausage grill

sausage plate (truffle sausage, baked beans, salad) @ rosamunde sausage grill

curry beef ramen, gyoza, & iced honey lemon green tea @ ajisen ramen (san francisco, ca)

curry beef ramen, gyoza, & iced honey lemon green tea @ ajisen ramen (san francisco, ca)

app plate!: sweet potato tots, reuben egg rolls, tot’chos! @ mayhem (mission district, san francisco)

app plate!: sweet potato tots, reuben egg rolls, tot’chos! @ mayhem (mission district, san francisco)

drink #?!? @ feast at lele
and so closes out the maui excursion. stay tuned for mainland “cuisine”! 

drink #?!? @ feast at lele

and so closes out the maui excursion. stay tuned for mainland “cuisine”! 

tequila shot + mai tai (drinks #4 & #5) @ feast at lele

tequila shot + mai tai (drinks #4 & #5) @ feast at lele

island ice tea (drink #3) @ feast at lele

island ice tea (drink #3) @ feast at lele

sea bean duck salad w/ poha berry dressing, kuku patties (maori fishcake with mussels, salmon & scallops), & harore kumara (roasted mushrooms, sweet potato, & garlic) @feast at lele

sea bean duck salad w/ poha berry dressing, kuku patties (maori fishcake with mussels, salmon & scallops), & harore kumara (roasted mushrooms, sweet potato, & garlic) @feast at lele